"A friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward, I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the president should be prepared for that." Thus spoke Hugh Grant, playing the British prime minister confronting the US president in a famous scene in the romcom Love Actually. Real-life British prime minister Keir Starmer has attempted to stand up ever so slightly to the current bully in the White House over the latest US war in the Middle East. Despite the British government's right-royal efforts to flatter Donald Trump ever since he was elected US president, his response to Starmer's little attempt has been a torrent of contempt. So the reality is not Love Actually. It's Contempt Actually.

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